Pardew: How the deal was struck

From: les@cafc.co.uk
To: muzza@cafc.co.uk

Bad day.

Will start with eight defenders against Fulham – might be enough to secure a 0-0.

From: muzza@cafc.co.uk
To: pards@hotmail.com

Can we chat?

From: muzza@cafc.co.uk
To: les@cafc.co.uk

What did Prozone say about the two goals we did concede and the ones we didn’t score?

From: les@cafc.co.uk
To: muzza@cafc.co.uk

LOL :-)

From: muzza@cafc.co.uk
To: les@cafc.co.uk

Les, fancy a pre-Christmas tipple chez Murray?

From: muzza@cafc.co.uk
To: varney@cafc.co.uk

You know when you said on Thursday, “We believe we've got the right team, we need to back them,” do you think anyone noticed?

From: varney@cafc.co.uk
To: muzza@cafc.co.uk

You told me to say it.

From: muzza@cafc.co.uk
To: varney@cafc.co.uk

Yeah but you sounded too convincing. Take a leaf out of Peter Kenyon’s book.

From: muzza@cafc.co.uk
To: pards@hotmail.com

Come around at 9pm – I've a tasty couple of Argentinian reds to share!

Ps - if you spot a Mercedes in the drive with the numberplate 'LES 1', drive around the block a few times.

From: souleymayne@cafc.co.uk
To: muzza@cafc.co.uk

Monsieur Les est un imbecile – je ne parle pas l’anglais – qu’est-ce que c’est le Prozone?

Ps – Avez-vous seen my gloves?

From: reidy@cafc.co.uk
To: les@cafc.co.uk

Hamstring’s f*cked – is it ok if I tuck in on Xmas Day?

From: les@cafc.co.uk
To: FIRST TEAM SQUAD – ALL

No training Xmas day. You deserve it. Enjoy the turkey with all the trimmings.

ps - we're treating Fulham like an away game - meet at the Happy Eater, 5pm sharp, club suits.

From: jfh@cafc.co.uk
To: les@cafc.co.uk
Bcc: FIRST TEAM SQUAD - ALL

Get stuffed.

From: les@cafc.co.uk
To: jfh@cafc.co.uk

LOL :-)