Saturday, March 24, 2007

Iranian Hostage Crisis: Blair Acts

With the Iranian hostage crisis threatening to become a full-blown diplomatic stand-off, under-pressure PM Tony Blair has contacted counterpart Mahmoud Ahmadinejad with a unique solution.

"I've asked President Ahmadinejad to consider a hostage swap," confirmed Blair, "...there are up to 15 young fit English men already in the Middle East and frankly of no use to anyone in this country whatsoever."

"I've enough knowledge of world history to appreciate that devastating and unnecessary wars can result from seemingly innocuous acts," mulled Blair, "...World War One began with the assassination of Archduke Franz Ferdinand, so it's appropriate perhaps that I'm offering up Rio Ferdinand."

"After they again shamed the nation with a bore draw in Israel, I have asked Major General McClaren to send his underperforming and overpaid squad straight to Tehran," the PM confirmed, "...it's time to bring our soldiers home."

3 Comments:

At 5:34 PM, Anonymous Rick said...

Spot on NY. I'll have a word with Tone and maybe he'll chuck in the Chief Strategist-Ronald McClueless as part of the job lot

 
At 1:23 PM, Anonymous Anonymous said...

when can we expect a detailed analysis of why lampard should not be playing for england?

 
At 1:29 PM, Anonymous newyorkaddick said...

Taking the mickey out of Frank is 'so last year' (see link):

http://newyorkaddick.blogspot.com/2006/08/totally-frank-exclusive-extracts.html

 

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