Desperate Dan - Player of the Year
Desperate Dan, formerly a character in 'The Dandy' comic has been surprisingly crowned Charlton's 'Player of the Year.' Dan, who bares an uncanny resemblance to hot favourite Scott Carson, beat the on-loan keeper to the coveted award despite a pre-match diet that consists solely of cow pies.
With relegation a near-certainty for the Addicks, first-team boss Alan Pardew intends to build a promotion push upon the broad shoulders of the big defender, alongside promising reserve-team prospects Hungry Horace, Winker Watson and Korky the Cat.
With relegation a near-certainty for the Addicks, first-team boss Alan Pardew intends to build a promotion push upon the broad shoulders of the big defender, alongside promising reserve-team prospects Hungry Horace, Winker Watson and Korky the Cat.
posted by New York Addick @ 11:33 PM
6 comments
Not forgetting up & coming wing wizard, Billy Whizz, along with the potential of young midfield maestro Roger'The Dodger'!
Bugger! That would mean signing them from the Beano. Never really much of a Dandy fan. Oh, & Winker Watson has already played for the club under the name 'Darren Pitcher'!
Hells bells people, don't you realise that football has moved on? Stick Billy the Fish in goal, Johnny X (invisble footballer) in midfield, that large-breasted squaw out on the right, and Mick Hucknell from Simply Red on the bench as he did'nt last the pace playing for Fulchester United.
And we could have done with Hot Shot Hamish up front with Darren Bent this season.
http://www.expansion.com/edicion/exp/empresas/es/desarrollo/978898.html
an article on a Spanish website, with a quote in it from our very own Wyn Grant!
Also, not forgetting Hamish's strike partner, the Andy Reid of the comic book world, Kevin 'Mighty' Mouse! Squeeze in Tommy Barnes(schoolboy prodigy & owner of the best mullet ever!) & Billy Dane & his ankle high footie boots! - enough now! Sorry NYA, I do love my old footie comics!(old geet:-)