Sunday, April 29, 2007

Desperate Dan - Player of the Year




Desperate Dan, formerly a character in 'The Dandy' comic has been surprisingly crowned Charlton's 'Player of the Year.' Dan, who bares an uncanny resemblance to hot favourite Scott Carson, beat the on-loan keeper to the coveted award despite a pre-match diet that consists solely of cow pies.

With relegation a near-certainty for the Addicks, first-team boss Alan Pardew intends to build a promotion push upon the broad shoulders of the big defender, alongside promising reserve-team prospects Hungry Horace, Winker Watson and Korky the Cat.

6 Comments:

At 3:12 PM, Anonymous Stefco said...

Not forgetting up & coming wing wizard, Billy Whizz, along with the potential of young midfield maestro Roger'The Dodger'!

 
At 3:14 PM, Anonymous Stefco said...

Bugger! That would mean signing them from the Beano. Never really much of a Dandy fan. Oh, & Winker Watson has already played for the club under the name 'Darren Pitcher'!

 
At 9:24 PM, Anonymous Spain Addick said...

Hells bells people, don't you realise that football has moved on? Stick Billy the Fish in goal, Johnny X (invisble footballer) in midfield, that large-breasted squaw out on the right, and Mick Hucknell from Simply Red on the bench as he did'nt last the pace playing for Fulchester United.

 
At 9:26 PM, Anonymous newyorkaddick said...

And we could have done with Hot Shot Hamish up front with Darren Bent this season.

 
At 12:16 AM, Anonymous Anonymous said...

http://www.expansion.com/edicion/exp/empresas/es/desarrollo/978898.html

an article on a Spanish website, with a quote in it from our very own Wyn Grant!

 
At 3:34 PM, Anonymous Stefco said...

Also, not forgetting Hamish's strike partner, the Andy Reid of the comic book world, Kevin 'Mighty' Mouse! Squeeze in Tommy Barnes(schoolboy prodigy & owner of the best mullet ever!) & Billy Dane & his ankle high footie boots! - enough now! Sorry NYA, I do love my old footie comics!(old geet:-)

 

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