Parker: Back from the Dead

Former 'future England captain' Parker had not been seen since January 2004 after leaving Charlton Athletic and heading in the general direction of West London.
"It's a miracle", mused Hammers boss Alan Curbishley, "...he seemed to have the world at his feet, but then he simply disappeared out of my life."
However a Metropolitan Police spokesman confirmed they are keen to question Parker over irregularities in his story. "There appears to have been money involved", he said.
Excellent -Just waiting for the film to come to our screens -The fraudster the star and a fistful of Sterling