Ipswich: How many more will disappear?

Ipswich is a town in fear. Defenders are instructed not to lose their man. Midfielders are being told to operate in a tight diamond formation. Strikers are being strongly advised not to play up front on their own. And all around Portman Road, the same question is being asked: "Who will be next?"

Witnesses have spoken about a strange Mr A.C. who has been seen arriving in a car, offering plenty of money, bundling his victims in a car, and then promptly heading back down the A12 towards London. Many have mentioned the fact that he was playing The Who on his stereo.

Relatives of one of the missing victims Matt Holland, spoke of their concern, "Let us have him back," she pleaded, "...he's of absolutely no use to anyone anymore."

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