Final Premiership Table

Last season I took the time to write a thorough preview of the forthcoming campaign, but in light of the fact that most fans are likely suffering from 'preview overload', I will simply detail how the final Premiership table will look in May, thus saving you the trouble of watching any football if you so wish.

1 Chelsea 87
2 Liverpool 82
3 Man Utd 76
4 Arsenal 75
5 Tottenham 66
6 Blackburn 58
7 Everton 56
8 Aston Villa 55
9 West Ham 53
10 Bolton 52
11 Newcastle 50
12 Charlton 47
13 Middlesbrough 47
14 Wigan 46
15 Portsmouth 45
16 Fulham 42
17 Man City 39
18 Watford 36
19 Reading 32
20 Sheff Utd 24