Scouse logic

Tuning in to 6-0-6 with Manish Bhasin on Radio Five Live on Sunday, I couldn't help but chuckle at the following caller (John). On his way back from the Charity Shield, he couldn't wait to unleash his venom:

John: "It's a disgrace the Chelsea fans didn't show up today. I was in the Liverpool end and there wasn't an empty seat. It's a disgrace they didn't show up."

Bhasin: "But enough about Chelsea. You must be elated by what your team did today?"

John: "The Charity Shield doesn't mean a thing."