Saturday, September 09, 2006

Bush calls on Woodward

(not Charlton related)

Under pressure US President George W Bush has called upon Sir Clive Woodward to solve the Middle East crisis. Speaking on the White House lawn, he told reporters, "To be honest, we're exasperated and have explored all alternatives.....it's time to bring in Woodward."

Woodward who once led a group of talented individuals to win a minor global sporting competition, was most recently linked with Southampton FC's youth team whose recent 1-0 victory over Fareham Ladies was described as 'remarkable.'

Bush went on to add that if time permitted, he hoped Woodward would bring an end to global terrorism, hunger and AIDS.

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